Mormon Fray
The Archive of Incidental Mormon References in Pop Culture...

Welcome to the MormonFray online store! In keeping with the theme of the website, most of the products here are parodies of and/or homages to movies, TV shows and related pop cultural ephemera. All these shirts are featured here courtesy of our beloved sister-site Mormon Apparel. Check out their site to find these shirts and more!
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MormonFray
MormonFray
It's the official shirt of Mormon Fray! Why would you want to walk around with a website address on your shirt? Maybe you really like MormonFray.com and want everyone to know that, and also want them to visit the site as well. When you wear this shirt, you should also carry around some paper and a pen, so you can helpfully jot down the URI for people who may be unable to remember it once they're home in front of their computer, and you are no longer in sight.
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Star Ward: The Primary Strikes Back
Star Ward: The Primary Strikes Back
What would the primary equivalent of the Death Star be? It's too terrifying to contemplate. Whatever you do, don't turn your back on the Primary. They look all cute when they're singing songs that have actions and giving short talks about sharing, but underneath that adorable innocence lies... more adorableness, who are we kidding? But that doesn't mean that if you cross them they won't, as this shirt suggests, strike back. So you better make room in the Ward Bulletin for the annual Primary Presentation. You've been warned.
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Star Ward: Return of the Missionary
Star Ward: Return of the Missionary
Remember when the Jedi went away for a while, wiped out by Darth Vader and the Emperor during the Clone Wars? But then later, they returned? Missionaries are sort of like that, insofar as they go away and then return, and that's what this shirt celebrates. This shirt makes a great gift for your returning missionary. Or better yet, get the whole family and extended family to each wear one of these shirts at the airport when the missionary gets off the plane... Really, anyone could technically wear this shirt, so if you like it, just go ahead and get it. You deserve it.
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Reprove Bill
Reprove Bill
You don't have to kill him! He just needs a little censure, or a stern reprimand. And then afterwards, why not try showing forth an increase in love? I think you'll be pleasantly surprised. And that way, Bill won't esteem you to be his enemy, which is good news for everybody. Oh, what a different film this would have been if Quentin Tarantino had only known what we know about forgiveness. The text at the top of the poster, by the way, says "The 43rd verse of the 121st section."

There is a poster print available of this Mormon movie poster on MormonApparel.com/posters!
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Mad Men / Mormon (We don't get Mad.)
Mad Men / Mormon (We don't get Mad.)
This Mad Men inspired shirt will let people know that you won't let anything get under your skin. You roll with the punches, so why not be proud of your unflappability? Patience is a virtue, after all, and anyone who has had a calling with the youth in this Church knows the meaning of long-suffering. When the members of a religion regularly sing a hymn with the words "Let us oft speak kind words to each other," you know they're going to have trouble getting really angry about things. And if you ever start to forget that, the silhouette on your shirt is wearing a tiny CTR ring...
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Mormon Father
Mormon Father
Just like the Godfather, the Mormon Father is endlessly loyal to his family. There are several key differences between them however... In fact, loyalty to family is pretty much where the similarities end. But if the mafia have sort-of taught us anything, through the years of indiscriminate bloodshed and violent crime, it's that the family comes first. As Don Corleone said to Johnny Fontane, "A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man." I think he was quoting a General Conference talk...
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"Dial M for Mormon"
"Dial M for Mormon"
Just like Hitchcock's thriller from 1954, this shirt invites you to try dialling a single letter in the hopes that something will happen. Dialling "M" these days will only get you a dual-tone multi-frequency burst of 770 and 1477 hertz, as well as a brief reprieve from the tyranny of the dial tone. You're welcome to try it, if you like, and certainly wearing this shirt will encourage other people to do so. (For you young folks out there, the black coil from which the phone is dangling is called a "cord". These things used to plug into the wall - and not to charge their batteries. Learn more at your local library, which is like the Internet in a building.)
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There are no Mormon Vampires...
There are no Mormon Vampires...
All of us have watched a TV show or movie about vampires and then went to Sunday School the next day has heard the term "stakes in zion" and though about vampire hunting. No? Just me? Well, now you can create that association in anyone who happens to see and read this shirt. Are you as big a fan of silly puns as most Mormons are? Then this shirt is also for you, as its pun is likely among the silliest you've likely ever heard. Want your references less obliquely tied to the Twilight series? Look for the "Team Joseph" shirts for sale on MormonApparel.com.
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2 Fast, 2 Testimony
2 Fast, 2 Testimony
Based on the ongoing film series that continues to ensure Vin Diesel lives a comfortable life, this shirt was created in honor of the Church's monthly Fast and Testimony Meeting. It's a time for heartfelt expressions of belief, and uplifting affirmations of faith. Also, sometimes, certain people say crazy things. Not often, and not in every ward, but sometimes it happens. There's no use in denying it. On the whole, however, it's a time to be spiritually fed, while you are simultaneously physically starved.

If the low blood sugar from a fast is ever making you a little furious, just ponder this verse, because you might be doing it wrong: "Verily, this is fasting and prayer, or in other words, rejoicing and prayer" (D&C 59:14).
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